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By: Widget in Humor

In a small town in East Africa, a person decided to open up a Cinema business,
which was right opposite to the mosque. The Members of the community at the congregation started a campaign to block the theatre from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business. Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about to open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the construction and it was burnt to the ground.

The mosque folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, till the theatre owner sued the mosque authorities on the grounds that the mosque authorities through its congregation & prayers were ultimately responsible for the demise of his project, either through direct or indirect actions or means.

In its reply to the court, the mosque authorities vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection that their prayers were reasons to the theatre’s demise.

As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at the hearing and commented:

I don’t know how I’m going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork,

‘we have a theatre owner who believes in the power of prayer

and

we have an entire mosque and its devotees that dont!!!!

By: Widget in Tech

I got an email that was supposed to trick me .. I wonder who sold them the id?

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By: Widget in Humor

Dear Wife,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been
a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last
two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job
today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn’t even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut,
cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers later
that night.
You came home, nibbled at your food for two minutes, and went straight to sleep
after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore, you don’t
want sex anymore or anything. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me.
Whichever is the case,,,,I’m gone.

Signed,

Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together.
Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more enjoyable than receiving your letter. It’s true that you
and I have been married for seven years, although a ‘good man’ is a far cry from what
you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and
griping. It’s just too bad it doesn’t work.

Yes, I did notice when you got a hair cut last week,,,and actually the first thing that
came to my mind was “You look just like a girl”,,, but my mother raised me not to say
anything at all if you can’t say anything nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal,
you must have gotten me confused with my SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven
years ago.

I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the price tag was
still on them. I prayed that it was just a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed
fifty dollars from me that morning and your silk boxers were $49.99…

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I
discovered that I had hit the lotto for twenty million dollars, I quit my job and
bought us two tickets to Hawaii. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens
for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you’ve always wanted.

My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed: Rich As Hell and Freeeeeeeeeeee!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this but my sister ‘Carla’,,,was born Carl.
I hope that’s not a problem for you.

By: Widget in Humor

TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA

1) Qus. : What are you doing?
Ans. : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!

2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!

3) Qus. : >From where are you getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!

4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!

Qus. : How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax

5) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory…
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!

6) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

7) Qus. : Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!

8 ) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax

9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary…
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

10) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

11) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

12) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!

13) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!

14) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans.. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!

15) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

16) Qus..: Have you purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !

17) Qus.: How you Travel?
Ans.. : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!

18) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.’s TAX !!!

19) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!

20) INDIAN :: can i die now??
Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!