1) *Ricky Ponting – (THE TRULY GENUINE CRICKETER OF THE CRICKET ERA AND WHOSE INTEGRITY SHOULD NOT BE DOUBTED*) should be considered as the *FOURTH UMPIRE*. As per the new rules, *FOURTH UMPIRE* decision is final and will over ride any decisions taken by any other umpires. *ON-FIELD* umpires can seek the assistance of *RICKY PONTING* even if he is not on the field. This rule is to be made, so that every team should understand the importance of the *FOURTH UMPIRE*.
(2) While *AUSTRALIAN TEAM* is bowling, If the ball flies anywhere close to the *AUSTRALIAN FIELDER(WITHIN 5 metre distance)*, the batsman is to be considered *OUT* irrelevant of whether the catch was taken cleanly or grassed. Any decision for further clarification should be seeked from the *FOURTH UMPIRE*. This is made to ensure that the cricket is played with *SPORTIVE SPIRIT* by all the teams.
(3) While *BATTING*, *AUSTRALIAN* players will wait for the *ON-FIELD UMPIRE* decisions only (even if the catch goes to the *FIFTH SLIP* as the ball might not have touched the bat). Each *AUSTRALIAN* batsman has to be out *FOUR TIMES* (minimum) before he can return to the pavilion. In case of *THE CRICKETER WITH INTEGRITY*, this can be higher.
(4) *UMPIRES* should consider a huge bonus if an *AUSTRALIAN* player scores a century. Any wrong decisions can be ignored as they will be paid huge bonus and will receive the backing of the *AUSTRALIAN team and board*.
(5) All *AUSTRALIAN* players are eligible to keep commenting about all players on the field and the *OPPONENT TEAM* should never comment as they will be spoiling the spirit of the *AUSTRALIAN* team. Any comments made in any other language are to be considered as *RACIALISM* only.
(6) *MATCH REFREE* decisions will be taken purely on the *AUSTRALIAN TEAM* advices only. Player views from the other teams decisions will not be considered for hearing. *MATCH REFREES* are to be given huge bonus if this rule is implemented.
(7) *NO VISITING TEAM* should plan to win in *AUSTRALIA*. This is to ensure that the sportive spirit of *CRICKET* is maintained.
(8) *THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE*: If any bowler gets *RICKY PONTING - “THE UNDISPUTED CRICKETER WITH INTEGTIRY IN THE GAME OF CRICKET”* more than twice in a series, he will be banned for the *REST OF THE SERIES*. This is to ensure that the best batsman/Captain will be played to break records and create history in the game of *CRICKET*.
These rules will clarify better to the all the teams *VISITING AUSTRALIA*
Recieved as mail from Hareesh R
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